i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
"What is he doing?"
"I’m not sure. All he does is stare at that globe all day."
"Andrew, tell me what’s wrong. What do you see in this globe?"
The boy does not look up, and replies:
A young man stands in his bedroom.
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for toastyhat’s art challenge I went with glassbent! o:
finally !! you have been here for MONTHS and frankly i think you have overstayed your welcome!! look at your hair parted in the middle its so gross and doesnt match anYTHING and your freckles what even are those plEASE take your piles of seashells and pitfall seeds i have sent you in the mail every day and leave!!